Does anyone else out there hate the new emo phenomena that's sweeping the nation (and many others as well as Great Britain)? I can't understand it to be honest. The way people seem to treat it. It makes self-harm and suicide seem cool. News flash: Emo was not, is not and never will be cool. I know people who truely need help, who self-harm, who have on occasions tried to kill themselves. Those are the people you should feel sorry for. I hate emo. I never thought I would say this, but I hate emos more than I hate neds/chavs/arse-holes-in-general. At least they don't make a feeble attempt at poetry.

That is the most annoying thing about emo. The poems. They have no attempt at structure, rhyme, pace or any figures of speech. They are basically prose with line breaks in inappropriate places. Here's an example of emo poetry:

I was walking
Down the street and some guy,
I had never met before
Said hello.

And I was all like
What are you
Looking at ass hole?
And he was like, I was being nice.

So I said fuck off,
Then when I got home I cut my
Wrists, cause nobody talks
To me like

That guy did,
He caused me suffering,
Pain and anger
but all he said was hello.

Hello is a word that might
Be pleasent to anyone
Else, but i'm special
So I made 3 attempts

On my own life
And 5 attempts on the
Life of my newest
Dark music album

I like to prance around
My room like a pixy and
Cut myself because I
Want to look cool

Either that or I
Want people to feel
Sorry for me cause my
Pain is tottally real!!!

Note: I made a rhyme at the end their by accident, I had to really concentrate their on not making rhymes, but I suppose they have maybe two pairs of rhyming couplets.

If you look at that, it is bassically prose and knowing my luck, some emo out their will have written that exact poem. The use of numbers instead of words (ie. 1, 2, 3 instead of one, two, three) is yet another common feature of emo poetry. They haven't even mastered the skills of writing prose, never mind poetry. Someone should give them their wish and shoot them. And while they're at it, shoot the neds/chavs/arse-holes-in-general, in fact, give me a gun and I'll do it.

Whats with the hair? No, it doesn't look trendy, in-your-face or new, it just looks stupid. Cut the damn fringe at both sides, it looks like your hairdresser made an arse of it, or had to leave halfway through your appointment and told you it was the in thing so you would still pay him/her.

To sum up: KILL THE EMOS!!!

Update: There has recently been a big "fuck you" issued from DA to those of us who use Mozilla Firefox as opposed to Internet Explorer as our web browser, I posted a new deviation and it's not up yet. Every time I put something up, it times out. *grumble grumble*

Update (2): Turns out it has actually been a big "fuck you" to me. Fuck you to everyone then, except the cool people, like Vicky and them, and the people who like me.

Gamble out.